It kinda makes sense to me. I mean, in the Au, that’s how Evan was born anyway
(But let’s all ignore the ones where they actually shrink because that already defies logic so yeah)
Science and AU’s are sometimes like evan and cofidence: with a “no” in the middle, can’t take seriously (srry,)
ahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
JUST GO CLICK – WHAT A NIFTY LITTLE MORMON TRICK!
we dO IT ALL THE TIME
*insert lyrics changed for this au but i’m too lazy to do it*
*goes to turn off the science button*
turn it off
like a light switch
wE SHOULD HAVE BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY INSPECT THIS
okay but i would so watch him talk about this stuff???? until i don’t understand a word coming from his mouth
B-but… Sciennnccceee
kjdsf;sjdaflks i’ve beComE baD at scIenCe aNd canT sciEncE sO i iGnoRe thE lAws or whaTevEr
OKAY WAIT, SO LIKE, FOR EVAN TO ACTUALLY BE A FUNCTIONING HUMAN HE’D HAVE TO HAVE COMPRESSED ATOMS, LIKE HE WOULDNT BE ABLE TO BE MISSING ANY ATOMS, SO HE’D WEIGH THE SAME AS A NORMAL HUMAN, SO WOULD ANY OF THE TINIES SO ITS BE GENERALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO CARRY THEM IN YOUR POCKET. THEY’RE ESSENTIALLY ANT-MAN COPIES
scIENCE IS COMPLETELY IGNORED IN THIS AU BECAUSE I”M BAD AT THIS STUFF
Hey, zoe! Now you’re big again and connor is tiny: time for going more !! You are his sister, you can know if he has any embarrassing secret, and if you don’t, get into his room, after all, he can’t stop you being tiny!
shut up Zoe you were secretly a pegasister
i just had a really dumb thought, what if evan and jared changed heights during the jar rescue mission. sorryokbyenow:3
evan doesn’t it hurt sitting on broken glass?
I wonder what’s alana doing meanwhile zoe is torturing tiny!connor and jared is rescuing tiny!evan
Well, in the fanfiction where Evan is kidnapped, she was doing some sort of school project, maybe she’s doing that too in the timeline where Connor is smol, but idk, since Jared rescuing Evan and Zoe torturing Connor aren’t in the same timeline.
Tiny Hansen Au 